parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

It means someone really wanted our initials to spell out SHIELD.

breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

gaypee:

"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"
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jykinturah:

WHAT I WAS NOT EXPECTIN WHAT

holynipples:

my friend is babysitting my hamster

Hypocrisy

onlylolgifs:

dog’s first time at the carwash

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